"Sword of the Master" by TeeKetch
Available 10/28 at www.shirtpunch.com
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
How it should have been….
patienceplease asked you:
Have you met Espurr yet? His stare might be unnerving, but he’s actually very nice!
He is nice! I gave him a popsicle.